The Queen and the Jokers

Today's post is going to split in two totally different directions, but I have opinions on both. Consider yourself warned!

1. Have you seen the new Jenny Craig commercials the last few days? I guess Jenny's aim is to take heavy women, and have them virtually melt before our eyes. We have watched Kirstie Allie lose a ton of weight, then Valerie Bertinelli. And they both look really great and I am happy for them. The latest spokeswoman for Jenny is none other than the ultra gorgeous Queen Latifah. Remember a few months back when I wrote about how lovely I think the Queen is?

I am almost sad to see her as the new Jenny girl. Don't get me wrong, I am very happy for her wanting to be healthy, and I wish her success. I always got the impression that Queen Latifah was comfortable in her skin and was proud of her size. Even though she is heavier, she is still drop dead gorgeous, and her skin looks like porcelain. I never pegged her as an unhealthy overweight person, but a woman that kind of represents the average slightly heavier woman that so many of us are. I guess we'll get to see what a thin Queen looks like soon. I hope it never changes her style or how totally classy she is.

2. The Jokers would be the New Kids On The Block. Remember them? Or am I the only one? I was a little too old when they were the biggest craze, but my little sister and all of her little friends were totally into them at the time. Well guess, what? They are planning a comeback!

Que all the preteen shrieks of joy!!!

Am I the only one who thinks this is the most ridicules thing ever, and even a little bit sad? These guys are all almost 40! OK, that just makes me feel a little old. I am only 34, and I feel old about this. It seems to me that it's always a little sad when people like this try to reclaim the glory days, and re-live their youth. Kind of like watching me try to tease my hair and wear spandex leggings and a shaker sweater (of course you know what those are, don't even pretend). Ooh, and the stretchy belt with a huge leather buckle in front? It's laughable. Maybe they'll get a few ladies that buy their record (did I just say record? Seriously?) for nostalgia sake, or pity's sake, whichever. And I know none of the guys will buy their stuff because every guy I knew back then thought they were gay for sure. I know they pretty much sucked in the early 90's, and I can't imagine they will have sprouted mad talent anytime in the last 15 years or so. I really think that boy bands have gone the way of the dodo, and I for one am glad of it.

Of course this is coming from the girl who spent her teen years listening to Iron Maiden, Metallica, and Judas Priest. Make of it what you will. I won't blame you.

Wow, see, I told you I was feeling a little opinionated tonight! No recipe today, I promise. And thanks to all who went to Top Momma and voted for me. I've gotten quite a few visitors in the last few days, and that's always really cool. Have a great Sunday, ya'll.