Good Grief...just... Damn.

Just when you thought that the war between Shrillary and Obama was the worst thing to happen to America, along comes Jonathan.





A word about Jonathan. He believes he is a vampire. He calls himself a Satanic Priest. He is about the most ridiculous, delusional, sad excuse for a man I have ever heard of, and he is running for president.



Where do these people come from, and why are they wasting our time? What makes people like this think they have any relevance in modern society. What makes them think that we give a crap what their views are, and what they think ought to be done? Apparently his Mommy did not give him enough love. He blames every problem he has on the women that have "done him wrong".



Obvious delusions of Grandeur going on here.



Jonathan is not even a very good satanic vampire. Instead of being all mysterious and handsome and dark, he looks like your average crazy middle aged man, with a lot of leather thrown in.



His idea for controlling terrorists, bad cops, and anyone else he has a beef with? Impale them. Easy enough.



And his name for his dozens of little minions? Death Dealers. Mmmkay.



And to top it all off, this guy is a former wrestler, and not the actual real wrestling, were talking like Glo-Girls type wrestling with the stupid costumes and stuff.



He already tried to be the Governor of Minnesota, and was crushed. So what makes this guy think he can be the president? On the one hand, he wants to enact the Robin Hood Act-taking from the rich and giving to the poor. Too bad for all those wealthy people who built their fortune by working hard and not mooching off the government. On the other hand, he wants to abolish the IRS, and I can get behind that.



An amusing diversion from all the chaos of the real candidates. It's good for a laugh. But he has about as much chance of being president as this irrelevant TSgt does-absolutely nil, zip, zero, nada. Thank God.